A Dog's Travels
Sadness Consumes You
As you think more and more of your master you become all the more sad. In order to cheer up, you attempt to recreate the schedule of fun in your notebook, but before you know it, you've created the "Schedule of Sad."
| Time | Activity |
|---|---|
| 9:00 AM | Take a Walk of Despair |
| 1:00 PM | Play Fetch with Yourself |
| 3:00 PM | Eat Dirt |
| 5:00 PM | Watch the grass grow |
After taking part in multiple activities listed in the schedule you lose your sanity and become eternally consumed by sadness.